An accident waiting to happen

 I'm going to address a question I recieve often, and that question is why don't you go to the bars? People ask me this all the time, they say Brodrick I know you don't drink but why won't you just go sit and chat and have a good time. Well let me set the record straight. I've been to the bar before, probably about 3 times and every time I've went I have had to fight a strong temptation. My temptation isn't drinking or feeling up and dancing on some girl. Mine is fighting, I'm extremely protective and if one of my guys danced on the wrong girl, bumped into the wrong person, or even worse if a girl I knew was being messed with by a jerk that couldn't keep his hands to himself. I would punch him in his face so hard that every time he took a deep breath he would smell his butt. Excuse my tone but I had to make my point of how angry I would be! I have admirations and all of those dreams probably can't be accomplished with a police record, to be honest with you I don't even have a speeding ticket to my name (knock on wood). I know I could end up fighting someone about the same thing in another place besides the bar but at the bar your asking for it. You just have a collection of drunk people who aren't thinking clearly and everybody is so packed in together. It's an accident waiting to happen! So go enjoy yourselves peeps, I'll just hang at home and do my thing!